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Michelle Obama DNC

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble. You already look strong, so a v-neck dress and shoulder length hair only make you look like a linebacker. A shorter bob and rounded neckline would have rocked. Fire your stylist and lets keep it Jackie O.

Redneck Hipsters

in 2006 I went to Glasslands (a venue for emerging NYC bands in Williamsburg formerly know as Glasshouse) for the Ofays reunion show. While the next band was setting up I walked into the back gallery and on the wall I saw a caricature in blue marker of a Black man with big lips, a bone through his nose, holding a chicken leg with an arrow pointing to the drawing connecting it to the word Nigger. At first I was confused, looking for the ironic artistic statement contained therein. I mean, I was in Williamsburg - ground zero for ironic expression, but then it dawned on me that many of the people in the room were Rednecks, dressed as Hipsters. Needless to say, this instructional video would have been very useful at the time.

Hip NYC is getting a bit too xenophobic lately. Recent transplants should understand where they fit into the rich lineage of vanguard White NYC counterculture - the Beat, Hippie, Punk, Grunge and early (circa 1999) Hipster movements were much more fearless.

Barack Obama - A Serious Energy Policy | Las Vegas, NV | June 24, 2008

We have developed a rubric that estimates the education level needed to understand each rhyme as well as, rates the artistic sophistication employed through the metaphors, similes, cultural references, consonantal/vocalic alliteration and overall pattern of each rhyme. We calculate the final score by averaging the syntactic (readability measures) and semantic (artistic sophistication) scores of each rhyme. On a scale from 0 (illiterate) to 20 (post-graduate degree). Visit the Hip-Hip Word Count.

John Mc Cain - On Energy Security and Our National Security | Arlington, VA | June 23, 2008

We have developed a rubric that estimates the education level needed to understand each rhyme as well as, rates the artistic sophistication employed through the metaphors, similes, cultural references, consonantal/vocalic alliteration and overall pattern of each rhyme. We calculate the final score by averaging the syntactic (readability measures) and semantic (artistic sophistication) scores of each rhyme. On a scale from 0 (illiterate) to 20 (post-graduate degree). Visit the Hip-Hip Word Count.

All Of My Favorite Hip Hop DJ’s Are Jewish

DJ Herbert - Kenneth Herbert Hyman

DJ Scribe - Ben Goldfarb

DJ J.Period - Joel Astman

DJ Mark Ronson - Mark Ronson

DJ Workhorse - Jonathan Schnapp

DJ Cassidy - Cassidy Podell

DJ Bill Sharp - William Sharp

DJ Captain Planet / Chuck Wild - Charlie Bethel

DJ $mall ¢hange - James Dier

DJ Cosmo Baker - Cosmo Baker

30ish, came of age in a multicultural 90’s world, sons of Steve Jobs, indicative of Obama’s progressive, wealthy, educated, White, male demographic talked about by the cable media pundits. Rumors of a regime shift, away from a Presidency funded by the old guard oil guys, toward one funded by the ex-hippies and hip nouveau riche tech guys.

80 Blocks From Tiffany’s

Classic documentary on late 70’s Black and Puerto Rican gangs in NYC.

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Pharrell: Everybody Nose

We have developed a rubric that estimates the education level needed to understand each rhyme as well as, rates the artistic sophistication employed through the metaphors, similes, cultural references, consonantal/vocalic alliteration and overall pattern of each rhyme. We calculate the final score by averaging the syntactic (readability measures) and semantic (artistic sophistication) scores of each rhyme. On a scale from 0 (illiterate) to 20 (post-graduate degree). Visit the Hip-Hip Word Count.

Kanye: Big Brother

We have developed a rubric that estimates the education level needed to understand each rhyme as well as, rates the artistic sophistication employed through the metaphors, similes, cultural references, consonantal/vocalic alliteration and overall pattern of each rhyme. We calculate the final score by averaging the syntactic (readability measures) and semantic (artistic sophistication) scores of each rhyme. On a scale from 0 (illiterate) to 20 (post-graduate degree). Visit the Hip-Hip Word Count.

Lupe Fiasco: Superstar

We have developed a rubric that estimates the education level needed to understand each rhyme as well as, rates the artistic sophistication employed through the metaphors, similes, cultural references, consonantal/vocalic alliteration and overall pattern of each rhyme. We calculate the final score by averaging the syntactic (readability measures) and semantic (artistic sophistication) scores of each rhyme. On a scale from 0 (illiterate) to 20 (post-graduate degree). Visit the Hip-Hip Word Count.

Bring Back the Arsenio Hall Show

What happened to the time when artists spoke out political? When they used network media as a platform to express their views? When media outlets weren’t owned by one of 3 holding companies that sterilized on air performances making sure there weren’t any conflicts of interest with the sponsoring commercial breaks? Arsenio talked to the artists long enough for their intelligence to show, with a soft spot for Hip Hop artists. Check Arsenio’s YouTube resume

“Quit faking. Take the medallions off if you don’t know what they mean.” - MC Ren

Arsenio’s Hip Hop Farewell Tribute:

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